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Here comes Summer 2011!

 

The official caption for this photo from the Ocean County Public Affairs Department is as follows:

The "Shore Show, sponsored by Lester Glenn Auto Group, will feature activities at the Jersey Shore and air on Comcast and Cablevision Tuesday evenings at times to be announced. Producer Pat O'Melia, left, discusses details during a pilot taping in Seaside Heights with, from left, Ocean County hostess Lisa Barna of Seaside Heights, show guest Freeholder Director Joseph H. Vicari, the Ocean County's tourism spokesperson, and Monmouth County hostess Lorraine Hawks of Keansburg.

However, we know how creative our Patch readers are. Send us your own caption for this photo. Please be civil!

Bobby Donofrio

5:12 pm on Wednesday, May 18, 2011

How many times do I have to tell all three of you? You can't bring your own chairs tthe boardwalk!

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George

5:31 pm on Wednesday, May 18, 2011

No Joe , I thought you were picking up Snookie!!!!

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George

5:43 pm on Wednesday, May 18, 2011

It's the Uncle Floyd Show.
First topic what is the difference between the Burg and Seaside?

joli

5:48 pm on Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Dis is whut we gunna do, We gunna fill deez bottles wit little cahz. Den we gunna bury em, just like dey do at d egg hunt. Buhhht ONE, will have a real live brandy new cah key from Lesta Glenn in it!!! Take dem apples OPRAH!!

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Jose Deer

7:17 pm on Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Lorraine, do you know i am a Superintendant, which means i have a shower and a bar in my office

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Jose Deer

7:29 pm on Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
Oh, it looks good on you though.

(credit: Caddy Shack)

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clamdigger

8:43 pm on Wednesday, May 18, 2011

"and I had Acropolis by the neck like this, then my alarm went off"

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Donna Castellani

6:47 am on Thursday, May 19, 2011

Ok, you play Snookie, you be J-wow, sorry but you are some girl from the bar. I will be that Situation guy . Now go and find a fight in a bar!

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Maury

5:44 pm on Thursday, May 19, 2011

"You are NOT the father!"

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Emro Krasovec

6:06 pm on Monday, May 23, 2011

Emro K - "Did you know that every place other than New Jersey the fish are only this big?"

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Crystal Shook

3:57 pm on Tuesday, July 12, 2011

"Ok, as the producer here, this is how it's gonna fly...YOU be our Ellen, the other one will be our Paula and Vicari will be our Simon...."

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Lou

8:14 pm on Thursday, August 11, 2011

Are we the last 4 people who would vote for Obama?

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